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Report - LDV, Hired and Fired in One Day.

Discussion in 'Industrial Sites' started by siologen, Mar 24, 2010.

  1. siologen

    siologen I Go Where The Drains Are
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    My life as a male prozzy in London wasnt working out too well as nobody likes haemorrhoids as big as a gorillas nipples... so i packed up my swag and headed to Birmingham, where i got a job at a company who make Vans that dont work very well and are descended from Austin Allegros.

    I lasted one day... just couldnt take the job seriously. In the end i got a bit carried away and management called the local constabulary to have me removed.

    Im now back in London, and finding that a firm buttplug is keeping my gigolo lifestyle on track.

    Heres a few picks of my day, working for Leyland Daf.

    Couldnt keep out of them for a start:
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    Work ethic was crap, kept hitting things when they wouldnt work:
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    Wouldnt come down and insisted on singing 'Im the king of the Castle':
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    Food and canteen service was crap:
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    Found the floor polisher to be 'too vibrateyy':
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    Kept trying to 'open Portals':
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    Pretend rally driving with extra engine, gear change, brass clutch engagement and wheelspin sound effects doesnt impress your average foreman:
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    Again, couldnt keep out of them:
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    Mmmm, i love big headlights... do you like mine?
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    Its missing half its cylinders and its got 'fuel injection'.... wtf i cant win burnout compititions with a lawnmower engine:
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    Nearly strangled myself with some door rubbers:
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    Do you want it manual, or air assisted?
    57470015.jpg

    Twilight Zone:
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    Needs a lick of paint you'dve thought, no one likes primer.
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    I kept getting lost you see :(
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