Excuses when caught

[Honeybadger]

Not sure if this is the right place to post this, but here goes. I found this when looking for something else and it made me smile

Six ridiculous excuses for risking your life on the training estate – Inside DIO

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[HughieD]

"I'm on a mission from God".

 

[Mark2020]

A website told me

 

[AlexUrbex1]

We got caught at a famous just closed hospital and we ended up signing out as doctors who's come back to collect paperwork. Naturally we signed out as 'Urban Explorers' so they would have know at some point who we were.

 

[Deleted member 133898]

Walked into what I thought was an abandoned building and set an alarm off! Waited as couldn't be arsed to leg it but no one came. I stepped outside as knew there was a cave behind the building which I had wanted to check out and came across a very drunk member of staff. "ALRIGHT FELLA" says I, to which he shat himself and nearly fell over lol. He went on to show me around the building then gave me an extra torch for the cave. Who the man?!