Welcome campers! - my name is Styru, and I am your Bluecoat for today.
We are glad you chose Pontins Jersey for your stay (but must apologise that we closed about 10 years ago)
Welcome to your chalet:
Please try to remember your chalet number
To quote the brochure:
The greater part of the village has recently been rebuilt, and every chalet has its own private bathroom and toilet
Large picture windows giving lovely views of the sea, countryside, or open air swimming pool
This pool in fact...
No running, bombing, or heavy petting in the deep end please...
Feel free to join us for a fun game of bingo
Yes bingo... an activity so good that it discourages grafiti...
(but not always)
My uber-stealth exploring vehicle for the evening....
(with full i.d photoshopped out)
And a final look at the view from the camp:
p.s - a big hello to the security guard - very nice bloke