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Report - The Franconians Steelworks - Germany, June 2014


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A few months ago it was decided that we would take part in the Monte Carlo or bust banger rally, and to that end we purchased a stretched Vauxhall Carlton limo. Various ideas for decorating it were discussed, but in the end it was decided to keep it simple.
This particular car used to belong to the Mayor of Conway, and came with a threaded boss on the bonnet to attach the Mayoral flag for official visits, with hindsight it should have been obvious that Bigjobs would attach a nine inch black rubber dildo to it..
Plumbing in a separate window washer bottle and pump to make it ejaculate was clearly the only thing to do next. For good measure we stuck a two tone train horn in the rear wheel arch too.

I can't really do justice to the reaction the dildo received, but until you've spent an hour or so in a traffic jam on the autobahn; jizzing over whichever car happens to be in front of you, you have no idea how much you can laugh.
It was a huge hit with the three border guards as we were crossing into Italy from Switzerland. They were cheering like they had just gone 2:1 up against Brazil.

Seven countries and four days of alcoholic mayhem later; having collected a special award for 'Best use of alternative accommodation', Gaj had to bid us farewell and set off for Paris. This left myself, Jobs and Paradox on the road for the next six days without much more than a list of power stations that we wanted to check out.

After eight days on the road it was decided to head to East Germany and pay the Franconian a visit at his summerhouse and chill out for a day or so. Beers and BBQ fodder were purchased and consumed and at some point a steelworks was mentioned as a possible place to take a look at the next day.
I can't tell you anything about it I'm afraid, except it was about an hour from the Czech border. I'm sure The Franconian would be more than happy to show more people round it, just make sure you take plenty of beer..


This sign greeted us at the first building we looked at, apparently it says 'danger acid' We didn't go much closer.



Next we were disturbed here by a worker from one of the still in use parts of the site, he drove past us and parked up right where I wanted to get into what I'm convinced was a power house.. We continued on into the site and decided to employ the 'keep walking until someone stops us' technique. This led to us finding a beautiful old workshop full of steam powered machinery. There's a lovely patina to all the machines here, despite the fact they are obviously still in use.


Check out the rails and runners for moving items from the furnace to where they were being worked on.



The walls were covered in tools, most of which had obviously been made by the people who originally used them. After hearing a radio playing in the next room we left just in time to avoid two more workers as they walked into the workshop.


Passing a small substation and this tantalising control room we reached a large open room. The first thing we saw was the ancient gantry crane and the hefty steel girders.


Then we noticed the tanks..


I have no idea what they were doing there, but they all looked freshly painted and were under covers. Once Jobs had climbed down and discovered that they "only had a little 20mm cannon" we soon got bored of them and moved on to the next room.


I might have been a bit overexcited at this point.. But it was starting to feel like every time we moved we found something even more epic than the last.




Moving on again we found ourselves in what would have been the hot section of the mill, right at the start of where the iron would have been produced from ore.





I think this is where the molten iron would have been turned into steel with the addition of oxygen and which ever other elements were needed for the particular alloy they were making.


Moving on again we came to what looked like the scrap recycling part of the plant and what would have been the rolling mill.
By now we were all starting to flag, having been at it for about three hours so far, and seeing the stripped and partially demolished hall we thought about turning back to head to the blast furnaces. Luckily we carried on just far enough to find and enormous static steam engine. It was starting to feel quite surreal by now.



And continued through to find a second!



And third..


Interestingly the two large engines had been converted to electrical controls and had modern looking lubrication systems, so maybe they were in use long after the newer sections of the mill had been added.

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Bespectacled & irrelevant
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Re: The Franconians Steelworks. Germany, Jun '14

From there we headed into another building with another three turbines in, these looked to be configured to run as compressors, presumably to feed the blast furnaces that were close by.







By now, after the best part of five hours walking about finding increasingly more epic industry we were all starting to be knackered, Jobs could hardly carry his bag any more. An executive decision was made to head back to the car and purchase more beer and meat for the BBQ.

The thing was, I couldn't get that boiler house building from the start of the day out of my head.

I'm really, really glad now too..












And there you have it, apologies for the number of pictures.. But I think it deserves it.. Huge thanks again to The Franconian for sharing easily one of the best explores I've ever had the pleasure of visiting.



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Re: The Franconians Steelworks. Germany, Jun '14

Fantastic :) both the event, write up and the ace pics. Real Big Boys Plant what"s not to like :thumb


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Re: The Franconians Steelworks. Germany, Jun '14

Awesome pics again drhowser :thumb and it really was a cracking place! Lovely shots from the boiler house - disappointed now that we didn't come in there with you :banghead And deffo big thanks to The Franconian for both his hospitality and sharing this with us :D

The Kwan

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Re: The Franconians Steelworks. Germany, Jun '14

Lovely photography and write up, this place looks monstrous, cheers for posting it up :thumb hoping to see some video of the Bigjobs porridge gun project in action, I saw the prototype and remember thinking to myself that there is something wrong with that boy :D


Bajo Tierra
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Re: The Franconians Steelworks. Germany, Jun '14

This place looks epic and a superb write up, sounds an amazing trip :thumb


A Predisposed Tourist
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Re: The Franconians Steelworks. Germany, Jun '14

I would have loved to have seen the expressions on peoples faces when that dildo was in full wobble going down the road..great report mate and considering you cobbled some locations together to do along the rally youve managed better reports than most who actually just visit these countries to explore them :thumb


28DL Regular User
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Re: The Franconians Steelworks. Germany, Jun '14

Industrial porn at it's best...you guys have had a great trip, all amazing reports and photography.


Staff member
Re: The Franconians Steelworks. Germany, Jun '14

Fascinating report, and massive lol at the spurting dildo on the limo, that is pure gold! :thumb


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Re: The Franconians Steelworks. Germany, Jun '14

Man that is an absolute delight and pleasure to look at.

Oxygen Thief

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Re: The Franconians Steelworks. Germany, Jun '14

Superb, sounds like a great explore.