Is it ok to carry a pocket knife?

[Kirkymole]

Just tell the old bill that your knife is for shanking bitches. They'll realise you're hard as fuck and leave you alone.

 

[Taliesin Bourne]

Yo, everyone is talking about knives, but what about a fork? You could shout "I'm gonna fork you up bruv" in your best road man accent. A spoon would be even better.

"So sir, do you have anything on your you shouldn't have?"
Pulls out spoon.

 

[Grom]

Not even safe to carry a spork anymore.

 

[Taliesin Bourne]

Not even safe to carry a spork anymore.

so good ahah