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Report - Total & Utter Brick Porn, North London, June 2013


GAJ

Mr Muscle
28DL Full Member
Yes, you read that correctly, and those who saw my last report where I mentioned brick porn will know that I do not fuck around when it comes to bricks. We all take them for granted, just assume they will remain in situ keeping us sheltered from the elements, without a thought to their life. I'm hoping what you will see coming up will change your perception of these marvellous structural building blocks.

As children, it is likely that we all played with Lego which should have given us all a full understanding of the significance of the humble building block in creating something beautiful. Or a multicoloured, wonky house, square looking dog etc. that you tell your children is brilliant without giving away the irony in your response. They play a fundamental part in building spatial and mechanical awareness at a young age. By teenage years, this is normally forgotten and you move on to thinking about other, far less important things.

Well, now here we are as adults and you need to get back to appreciating what significance the humble brick actually has in your life. It is likely many of you own or rent a property. What is that made of? Bricks, in a lot of cases, I would venture to suggest. They give you a place to call home, shelter from the elements and in some cases financial security. Although in recent times you may feel like you have shit one when you had your property valued. It wasn't, bricks are good, not poo.

Many of the buildings on here are made out of bricks and are things of wonder to behold. And let's not forget that ultimate man invention, the brick barbecue.

From starting their life as a gooey, soft, sticky material, to being the load rated solid block you behold every time you truly hold one, let me tell you, they are one of the most important things in your life right now and always will be.

This explore was spotted on my way home from work one day and I just couldn't control myself. I had to do a report on it as it was so stunning. So, having only my phone to use, I set about documenting this site that will have all you fellow brick lovers crossing your legs at work and refusing to stand up for a while.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...

Brick Porn, North London


Look, bricks!!

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See, bricks everywhere!!

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Oh my God, I was out of control at this point. Hurbeckz tilt ahoy...

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Look at them!!!

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I felt dirty so stayed outside the fence..

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Some dirty cheap floor tiles detracting from the main event. I spit on you!!

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This should read "Danger, Deep Feelings"

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And that is it. I hope you all have a wonderful Friday :D
 
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Shaun

28DL Regular User
Regular User
i felt like a dead meme was neeeded "
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand."
 

hamtagger

28DL Full Member
28DL Full Member
Glad I got a notification to read that bollocks cheers :eek:
 
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